Her heart is real. Her honesty is outstanding, attractive, and humorous
She is expressive straight from the heart
I am writing this about my wife because of every day, innocent, without script, spontaneous, communication is naturally funny
So, I call it, "DIANISM'S"
What's new?
ASSISI INSTITUTE
A temple of meditation to bring you stillness, silence and peace
This was Diane's second visit to the institute, this time bringing her girlfriend Carol.
They were to meet their friend Ann there at 10 AM, but they were running late.
Diane searched quickly for the correct room, with Carol, and finally found it as the group of 30 other women were already meditating with all eyes shut, and the facilitator guiding them.
Carol entered the room after removing her shoes. Diane took off her shoes and entered the room.
But reaching for her keys, to place into her purse, she pulled out the pin on the emergency personal alarm that has a rate of 140 screaming decibels.
With bare feet, Diane quickly ran out in the parking lot, in the pouring rain to finally get the pin back in.
Is this what you call "SHOCKRA MEDITATION"?
Because of my blindness, years ago I recieved a Florida non-drivers lisence because I can't drive very good being blind.
Anyway, as my non-drivers lisence was about to expire, Diane and I went to the DMV to get it renewed.
The place was crowded and we needed to go up to the counter to see the clerk to get a number for waiting
The clerk says, can I help you?
Diane quickly replied with, "My husband is here to renew his non-driver's lisence because he is drunk.
After a silence between all of us, Diane responded, "I don't mean he's drunk, but he is blind, he hasn't had a drink in over 35 years!"
Even being blind, I could feel the big smile on the guy's face.
The story I tell most often
The story I tell most often is when she and her girlfriend decided to skip school in junior high.
Debbie Leesi is her girlfriend's name.
Diane and Debbie decided that the school nurse needed to be called to inform her of the absence of the 2 girls.
So, Diane called the school and asked for the nurse.
When the nurse answered, Diane said, "I just called to let you know that Diane Laudico and Debbie Leesie won't be going to school today."
The nurse seemed suspicious at the nature of Diane's voice because the question back to Diane from the nurse was, "who is this calling?"
Diane then said, "This is my mother"
Note: Our friend Bob Fuller was a music teacher at the time at that school 45 years earlier. When we told him about the story, he recalled that it was the talk of the teacher's lounge that day.
CHINESE DINNER
We treated our neighbors to a Chinese dinner. I got sesame chicken and Diane got happy family, with our neighbors getting what they wanted.
After we got home, we were both saying how full we are, and how much we both ate. I informed her how much I love their sesame chicken, and she responded, yes, that was a lot of beef you ate!